christians - a question for ya

so gawd made adam and eve

and they begat two sons

cain and able

where the hell did cain and ables wives come from?

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come on dudes i got ten bucks riding on this

please let me pay up

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  1. Momand2

    Have heard two different takes on this one- 1st that they married their sisters, second that God created another village with people in it and they each married out of here….I could never find it documented in the Bible

    December 02, 2012
    1. mrmacq

      so after gawd made adam and eve
      (supposedly the only two made of the dust and breathed life into according to the bible)
      then kicked them out
      they then had cain and able
      and then
      cain and able then married their sisters?
      of which (the sisters) there is no mention in the bible?
      .
      2nd scenario
      gawd made another village
      (supposedly made of individuals that had to have the ability to begat)
      that had two females
      also not mentioned in the bible

      December 02, 2012
      1. Momand2

        Yup like I said I could not find it in the Bible ( one way or the other) – so it is a draw with your friends

        December 02, 2012
        1. mrmacq

          well hopefully it shan’t be just my buds that rise to the question
          ten bucks rides on this dude
          and im awfully thrifty
          (Scotsman dont cha know)

          December 02, 2012
          1. Momand2

            Unless you can go back in time - I think the question will remain an unknown… sincerly Dudette

            December 02, 2012
            1. mrmacq

              dudette?
              holy crap
              now you got me attempting to remember
              (not an easy chore for this dude)
              and there were so many i had to correct myself on
              (as to gender)
              give us a hint?

              December 02, 2012
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      2. mrmacq

        gene pool not corrupted?
        hello?
        (that lady needs to be fired)
        there was no “pool”
        a “pool” refers to …well a pool..as in tidal pool
        not just screwing mommy
        (eewwh yuck)

        December 02, 2012
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          1. mrmacq

            i can say whos right
            me
            that should have been so obvious

            December 02, 2012
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    2. mrmacq

      opposable thumbs
      hello
      96% of genome
      hello
      yes we are very much related
      some bible thumpers though
      somehow think theyre special
      guess its we that are sub human eh?

      December 02, 2012
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    1. mrmacq

      would have been better had it not
      but then
      how would they explain?
      or attempt to?
      .
      and in the beginning
      gawd created a slew of men
      enough to make the gene pool viable
      he created adam and steve and billy and bob and john and pete and dan and ralph and …
      well you get the picture

      December 02, 2012
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        1. Neighsayer

          Don’t you love that? It’s the Africans that are the pure Homo Sapiens Sapiens, and the Aryans are the mixed breed! I love how that must feel for the KKK.

          December 02, 2012
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            1. Neighsayer

              yeah, I know . . .

              December 02, 2012
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            1. Neighsayer

              Yeah, I know. Please don’t talk to me like I’m a teabagger KKK member born with a banjo in my hands.

              December 02, 2012
            2. MsGailEdwards

              I wasn’t aware that I had, Neighsayer.

              Just expanding on a subject that fascinates me, that’s all. Don’t git all butt-hurt now.

              December 02, 2012
            3. Neighsayer

              OK. It’s an interest of mine too.

              December 02, 2012
            4. MsGailEdwards

              Good! We finally have something in common. I am sure you could teach me some things about it.

              December 02, 2012
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    2. mrmacq

      but of course they would
      but not necessarily for biblical reasons
      though this might come back to bite us in the ass
      if the thumpers get hold of it
      “see see” they shall say “gawd wouldnt have made you call her that if it wasnt in the plan”
      gawd works in mysterious ways dont cha know
      .
      “oh for christs sake” say we
      “stop swearing” say they
      .
      oh for christs sake

      PS look up “Ida lost link”
      this bitch is 47 million years old

      December 02, 2012
      1. Neighsayer

        WHAT? That can’t be right.

        December 02, 2012
        1. mrmacq

          youre right …
          she doesnt look a day over 6000 years
          (ida “might” be a lost link )
          http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090519-missing-link-found.html

          December 02, 2012
          1. Neighsayer

            Oh, OK, that link. I shoulda realized. I always thought THE missing link was a gap in the line much closer to us . . .

            December 02, 2012
            1. mrmacq

              yeah
              sorry dude i should have explained further
              you might want to check out this article
              http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2092438,00.html
              along with the videos
              such as
              http://www.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,792944429001_2052875,00.html
              heres another

              “Evolution skeptics like to trot out the argument that if Darwin had been right, scientists would have discovered transitional fossils by now — creatures with a mix of features from earlier and later species. Since they haven’t, the deniers say, evolution must not be true.

              The truth is that paleontologists have found transitional species by the score, from many different time periods. But none have materialized from as crucial a point in our evolutionary past as a pair of skeletons whose discovery was announced today by the journal Science."

              Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1978726,00.html#ixzz2DuiO4PHv

              December 02, 2012
          2. Neighsayer

            Cool, I will, but maybe not just now. Thanks.
            Of course that’s right. ALL the bloody proto-humans are ‘transitional fossils,’ even.

            December 02, 2012
          3. Neighsayer

            come to think of it, just about every animal, alive or dead, is a ‘traditional species,’ isn’t it?

            December 02, 2012
            1. mrmacq

              norweginmetal s post about the flu germ said it best
              its constantly evolving
              WE are constantly evolving
              (and so too all plants and animals)

              December 02, 2012
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  6. rebel62
    Apparently the land of Nod (east of Eden) must have been the Vegas of the time and had some harlots to come unto. Also what about Seth? He needed a little hoe of his own. Someone mentioned that Genesis almost did not make it in the Bible. Here is another interesting fact, there are over five hundred gospels and only four made it in the bible. The four gospels that did make it in, cannot agree on much either.

    Well anyway the real answerer is, none of this is real it is a collection of anthologies. I will be looking forward to the ten dollars so I can buy a new Bible.

    December 02, 2012
    1. rebel62

      Creation according to Joseph Smith

      Chapter 4:2 And Adam knew his wife, and she bare unto him sons and daughters, and they began to multiply, and to replenish the earth.

      Chapter 4:12 And Adam and Eve blessed the name of God; and they made all things known unto their sons and their daughters.

      Chapter 5:13 And it came to pass, that Cain took one of his brother’s daughters to wife, and they loved Satan more than God.

      December 02, 2012
      1. Neighsayer

        that’s awesome, never heard those before. Clearly, Joe thought of this one too, and solved it!

        December 02, 2012
        1. mrmacq

          incest is best

          December 02, 2012
    2. mrmacq

      i had forgotten about seth
      what was the story on him again?
      they lost able so decided on another son?

      “Rashi (Rabbi Shlomo Yitzhaqi) refers to Seth as the ancestor of Noah and hence the father of all mankind, all other humans having perished in the Great Flood.

      In gnosticism, Seth is seen as a replacement given by God for Abel, whom Cain had slain. It is said that late in life, Adam gave Seth secret teachings that would become the kabbalah. The Zohar refers to Seth as “ancestor of all the generations of the tzaddikim” (Hebrew: righteous ones).3

      According to Seder Olam Rabbah, based on Jewish reckoning, he was born in 130 AM. According to Aggadah, he had 33 sons and 23 daughters."
      .
      “Adam gave Seth secret teachings” -secret from who? cain?
      “Seth as the ancestor of Noah and hence the father of all mankind” – so all of cains lineage died in the “flood”?

      …….
      In Christianity

      The 2nd century BC Book of Jubilees, regarded as non-canonical except by Coptic Christianity, also dates his birth to 130 AM.7 According to it, in 231 AM Seth married his sister, Azura, who was four years younger than he was. In the year 235 AM, Azura gave birth to Enos."
      .
      “Seth married his sister?,” ewwwwwh yuck
      .
      but but but…
      incest is condemned.

      " None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness." Leviticus 18:6

      And, at least in some cases, is punishable by death.

      “And the man that lieth with his father’s wife hath uncovered his father’s nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” Leviticus 20:11 “And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them.” Leviticus 20:12 “And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.” — Leviticus 20:14

      Go figure eh?.

      December 02, 2012
  7. Neighsayer

    I think they weren’t supposed to be the first people, just maybe the first Hebrews. Many tribes the world over called themselves simply “the people.”
    Or . . .
    Eve was, some say, Adam’s second wife. The first one was Lilith, and she wasn’t docile enough, so Adam asked God for a wife who would obey God, and therefore Adam. Maybe the kids’ wives were only half-sisters.

    December 02, 2012
  8. Neighsayer

    Personally, I think Adam gave Lilith the boot and kept a daughter, Eve, and married her. It does say, she was made from Adam’s body . . .
    then the sons were sons AND grandsons, and their wives were their half-sisters and also their aunts.
    After that it starts to get a little complicated . . .

    December 02, 2012
    1. mrmacq

      " It does say, she was made from Adam’s body . . . "
      things that make you go…hmmmmm
      .
      “Following is the story of Lilith:

      THE MYTHOS: LILITH’S DEFIANCE

      Now Lilith was the first wife of Adam, well before the creation of Eve. She had been created along with him to be his helper, as the Torah states “Male and Female He created them.”
      However, Lilith was not so suited as a companion for Adam. There was little on which they could agree In his attempt to mate with Lilith, Adam demanded missionary position. However, Lilith refused. “We were created equal, and thus we shall make love in equal positions.”

      Adam replied that he, being the Image of the Elohim, would not stoop to such a level as to be equal to Lilith, who was simply one of the many beasts of the field She was created as his helper, and that is how she would remain.

      Lilith, however, was far more than Adam had imagined. She went straight away to Yahweh, and used her prowess of seduction upon Him. Yahweh, known for his soft heart toward women, was finally lulled into revealing His sacred Name unto her. Thereupon Lilith pronounced the Divine Name, and flew away from the Garden and Adam forever.

      She took residence within a cave upon the shores of the Red Sea, where to this day she finds Her shelter Within. She accepted the demons of the world as her lovers, and spawned many thousands of demon children in only a short time. It is thus that the world became populated with demons, and how Lilith came to be called the Mother of Demons—wife of Asmodeus, the King of Demons. In this aspect, she was called the Younger Lilith.

      Adam, meanwhile, found that he regretted wishing Lilith away. He went to Yahweh and stated his case for the return of Lilith. Yahweh agreed that a creature of Eden should not so easily depart that realm, and dispatched three Enforcer Angels to retrieve her.

      These three, Senoy, Sansenoy, and Semangeloph, soon found Lilith within her cave, and demanded her return unto Adam by order of Yahweh. If she refused, they informed her, they would slay one hundred of her demon children each day until she decided to return.

      Lilith exclaimed that even this fate was better than returning to Eden and submission to Adam. As the Enforcers carried out their threat, Lilith also made a terrible proclamation. In return for the pain delivered upon her, she would slay the children of Adam. She swore to attack children, and even their mothers, during child-birth. She also swore that all newborns were in danger of her wrath—baby girls for twenty days after birth, and boys for eight. Not only this, but she vowed also to attack men in their sleep. She would steal their semen to give birth to more demon children, which would replace those slain each day.

      However, even Lilith was not without feeling. She also made one other promise: wherever she saw displayed the names of the three Angels who opposed her, no one in that place would be in danger from her actions.

      And thus is the legend of Lilith."


      .
      speaking of interesting
      get a load of this explanation

      " As we know, Adam was created to perfection. He was created in the perfect image of “Elohim.” Of course, God is not seen as being either male or female, but as both at once. Even the Name Elohim is a feminine word (Eloah—Goddess) with a masculine plural suffix. Thus, if God is male and female, the mother and the father, then Adam (which translates as “Mankind”) must also have originally been male and female in one. To be otherwise would have been to be unbalanced, and thus imperfect.

      And thus was Adam’s perfection, said to be even greater than the Angels. In fact, in this view, Adam was not a human at all—but a Cosmic Being known as Adam Kadmon. He was the Archetype upon which humans would later be based.

      Now, enters the passages from Genesis II. Just as the Unity of God was divided in two (the separation of the Waters by the Firmament) to create the Universe, so to was mankind created by the separation of the Archetypal Man into “its” two halves—male and female."

      December 02, 2012
      1. Neighsayer

        Well, that sure is a different story from the being the “first two PEOPLE,” isn’t it? rather telling that all that higher level stuff never made into the book for the great unwashed.

        December 02, 2012
        1. mrmacq

          you might want to check out the rest of that site
          …or not
          heres the link anyways
          http://lilith.abroadplanet.com/Biblival.php

          December 02, 2012
          1. Neighsayer

            thanks. Whaddayou tryna do today – educate me? I’ve got a lotta reading to do. Hard to fit in with all the writing I’d rather do…

            December 02, 2012
  9. Neighsayer

    for a different take on it, check out the Walrus from Hell’s post on the subject:
    http://disillution.thoughts.com/posts/adam-and-evil—16

    December 02, 2012
    1. mrmacq

      i must be on his block list
      great big sign
      “no entry for you”
      no not really
      just wouldnt allow me in

      December 02, 2012
      1. 29A

        Thoughts.com does some extraneous formatting – so between ‘evil’ and ‘16’ replace the single dash with two dashes – that should get you there.
        Personally I think walrus should include tl;dr’s. Too long; didn’t read.

        December 02, 2012
        1. mrmacq

          well thats awkward
          thanx

          so i started reading it…
          now understand ive had the honoUr of reading some technical manuals that on most nights full of insomnia
          they would be better than any sleeping pill known to man

          this ranks right up there with them
          no offence intended walrusofshoel

          December 02, 2012
      2. Neighsayer

        Yeah, all his stuff’s too long. It’s only the first page or two that applies to this subject anyway.
        If you ever read one of his posts all the way through, you’ve read the last 9/10ths of all of them, it’s true. His point is pretty good, though . . .

        December 02, 2012
  10. mrmacq
    god ok’d then changed the rules…

    seems to be a lot of that in their bible
    Egyptians werent allowed hebrew slaves but hebrews were allowed slaves of their own
    more than likely some were Egyptian
    go figure eh?

    December 02, 2012